So it is approaching. Valentines Day or as it is fondly called, Single Awareness Day.
Now for those like me who have spent the majority of their Valentines Days alone, spending yet another one watching the latest rom-com movie release is not really a daunting task but much rather a habit.
But I am sure there are a few of you who have been invited to that super annoyingly happy couple’s valentine’s day party and you simply HAVE to bring a date but there are no boy prospects on the horizon. I have a solution. Well really it was China’s idea to it should probably get the credit.
RENT A BOYFRIEND. Yes you read correctly. Simply go on out and hire a guy to accompany you to those parties where you know people expect a plus one.
According to one website it is so popular in the land of giant walls and terracotta warriors that it has become a TREND. And for just $130 a day how could it not!
Now before you start to thinking the idea of hiring a boyfriend is something that those crazy Chinese have come up with there is also a popular site, RentaFriend.com,that offers you friends worldwide. This is on a bit more of a platonic basis but according to the website ‘friends’ will not only accompany you to family functions and business events but they are happy to teach you manners and be your wingman.
If you don’t feel the need to fold to cultural norms, ignore this nonsense and do what most single ladies do on Valentine’s Day, wallow in self pity or throw a god damn party because who knows if you will be riding the single bandwagon next year and celebrate these moments with your friends who are on most days better than having a boyfriend!
Life of the Perpetually Single 
Haha I like calling it single awareness day. I would throw a party but I think it’ll just be me attending, I’m out of single friends.
Reblogged this on Getting there and commented:
It is that time of year again folks so I thought I should reblog a post from one of my other sites that really sums up my feelings on this momemtus singles awareness day…